The Truth

There has been too much news about the new health care reform bill being passed, and to be honest I know as much about this health bill as Tiger knows about being with 1 girl. Last night I heard on the news that people are actually threating senators who approved the bill by sending letters and soaking an american flag in gasoline(seriously if you consider yourself an american, dont fucking soak an american flag in gas). I am guessing these are the people who attack the referee at thier childs basketblall game because they didnt call a foul. I am also guessing that if these people have the time to think of shit like this they probably have enought cash in the bank to afford their own health care. I mean think about it, lets say a 10 year old kid has a minor infection or illness and its family does not have health insurance so they just let it go and it gets worse and worse and eventually causes him to pass away. On the other hand the kid's family does get health care becasue of this bill, and 20 years down the road this kid discovers a cure for cancer. Boom, you who were all pissed that this bill got passed has cancer, oh and some kid who was able to get health care because of this bill suddenly has a cure for you. Now what, thats right. The botttom line is istead of worrying about stupid shit, take time to relax and get away however way you choose to.

More myteries

- If "I Cant believe its not butter" is not butter, then what is it?

- Does a love affair mean that someone is cheating on someone else?

- Where do turtles go in the winter?

- How do fish have babies?

- If a little bit of alcohol is good for you, why isnt a lot of alcohol a lot better for you?

- If Tiger Woods is a sex addict, what are pornographic film stars?

- When is someone gonna sign me to write shit like this on a real website?

- Is Bigfoot real?

Note: Tiger Woods is one of the most talked about individual on this blog, weird eh, a golfer?

Strange Days

The past 4 nights i have had off from work and of course with spring break there has been no school as well, so its safe to say that im enjoying myself. Ive done a lot of browsing on the Internet, watched a few low budget movies on hulu, a little online shopping, and sleeping in until noon(don't make fun because usually i am running on 3-4 hours of sleep a night). Yesterday i saw the powerball sign say 170 million, and thought to myself, self: if i were to win that i could be doing the above mentioned all my life but with jet skis, super models bring me a beer at my beach house, traveling to Russia and Italy and stuff like that. Today i am buying a powerball ticket. The title may throw you off because of the "Strange" part, this is just because i do feel a little guilty for doing nothing. I could be helping the homeless or learning to teach kids to read or something nice, but imma be selfish this week.

Looking for a rebound

Tiger is losing a lot of sponserships, I know one company that could use his face on thier brand

United States facts compared to canada

-Here in the U.S we say we are going on a vacation. In Canada they say they are taking a holiday. Personally I like the holiday version better. I need a holiday in mexico.

-Canada has Neil Young. The U.S has Joe Mauer. Draw

-Canada has a lot of cold air. The U.S has Warmer air. Advantage U.S

-Canada has cities named Yellow Knife, and Moose Factory and Moose Jaw. Here in the Us we have towns named chicago and Dallas. Advantage Canada

-Canadiens say Eh. U.S americans say huh. Draw

Why dont we just merge

FUNNAY

Sorry

Sorry Fans, Ive been lacking in awesomeness lately, my computer has a virus and im taking my time on getting it fixed so i havent had a ton of time to blog, but my computer is fixed, i just need to learn how to set it up to the internet which is not as easy as it seems. If anyone who reads this happens to have a nice futon and perhaps a 56 inch plasma tv, get at me. Also something that you might like if you like breakfast is oat crunch cherios, and also french vanilla yo plait yogurt, they are both healthy and good tasting in your mouth. Ive been trying to eat healthy on weekdays becasue i usually cancel it out by doing unhealthy stuff on the weekends, but you only live once right? Team USA's hockey run was pretty fun to follow, its always nice to represent your country by watching them on the tv screen with a BIH.