New Year Resolution(s)

I have quite a few
1. Eat Healthier food
2. Write poems - jk lame
3. But I am currently working on a rap song, its legit, so hopefully i finish it
4. Do yoga, and yoga is not a girl. Its the exercise thing
5. Give my fans at least 3 blogs a week

Thats all for now, i hope everyone had a merry christmas

Top 10 things to be thankful for this holiday season

10. Shelter- Keeps you warm and dry

9. Lady Gaga- Interesting and spicy

8. Food- Need I say more

7. Dexter- If you don't know by now, you should

6. Michael Scott- Best boss ever

5. 42 inch plasma screen TV's- Get one

4. A nice bed- A good night of sleep is good for everyone

3. Jon Lajoie- Look him up on youtube

2. Friends- not the tv show

1. Family- If it wasn't for them you wouldn't be here

Merry Christmas

Mysteries of my brain

-Tiger Woods y'all, if he has really slept with 15 women, i wonder how many women Joe Mauer has slept with?
-Do Identity thieves steal from poor people?
-How do they make cologne?
-Who invented math? And English class?
-Taylor Swift: I bet you wear short skirts too!!!
-Why do big companies hire people to answer phones that cant speak/speak very bad English? WTF, I am pretty sure I've made a couple of them cry, ha\ha
-Megan Fox is HOTT


This blog is an extension of Hug It Out Bitch- But this one is patented and on crack